Hell

DMV Employees
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Republicans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands

Bill Gates
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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